I’m not afraid to fall; it means I climbed too high. Either way it shows at least I tried.Read Full Article
For want of self-restraint many men are engaged all their lives in fighting with difficulties of their own making, and rendering success impossible by their own cross-grained ungentleness; whilst others, it may be much less gifted, make their way and achieve success by simple patience, equanimity, and self-control.Read Full Article
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You would never see a bad show.Read Full Article
Any coward can fight a battle when he’s sure of winning, but give me the man who has pluck to fight when he’s sure of losing. That’s my way, sir; and there are many victories worse than a defeat
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.Read Full Article
Someone once asked me
“why do always insist on taking the hard road?”
and I replied
Why do you assume i see two roads
Ritual is the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the spark that must not go out.Read Full Article
To meet and to part is the way of life;
To part and to meet is the hope of life.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.Read Full Article