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A Successful Man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A Successful Wife is one who can find such a man.
I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons. – Douglas Adams.”Read Full Article
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
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